Jerry Springer
One of the Exchange students posted on Facebook that he was able to get all of us free tickets to see the Jerry Springer show which is filmed here in Connecticut so naturally I jumped at the opportunity to witness such a rich example of American culture. I informed all of my professors that I would miss classes that day for an International student's trip, not letting them know that I was actually going to be in the audience for what must be some of the crappest tv in existence. I didn't even realise the show was still running but students love a freebie so we all turned up in the morning to catch our luxury coach provided by the show to drive to the studio in Stamford.
When we arrived there was already a pretty big line of fans waiting to get in. There was a policeman walking up and down the queue and we had to show our passports to stressed looking people with headsets on. Once we got inside we had to sign waivers with lots of small print presumably about not suing the company if we got caught up in an on screen brawl and then we had to go through airport style security to check none of us were packing heat.
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| Some of the Aussie boys waiting in line |
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| With Ada, a Polish student from Edinburgh Uni |
We had to wait for the programme before to finish filming but while we waited they served up some free pizza. They literally just kept bringing out the most gigantic boxes of pizza I have ever seen and there was a mad rammy to get to the front.
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| This old bird at the front was elbowing people out of the way for some pepperoni |
After eating some more disgustingly oversized greasy American food we were escorted into the studio. All of the UConn students (around 40 of us) were let in first and given the best seats.
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| The Jerry Springer set |
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| Posing before the show started |
We weren't allowed to take photos during filming, and there were some really huge scary looking security guys watching, but we managed to get some photos of the set before it started. The main security guy came out and told us the rules: when to cheer, when to say "aww", when to chant Jerry etc. He then introduced Jerry himself, who looks like he's getting on a bit, who did a bit of stand up and a Q&A about himself. His jokes were surprisingly risque and he admitted that his show was complete crap and he couldn't believe he'd been doing it for 23 years!
Once the show started it was complete carnage. In the first ten minutes there were girls dancing on a pole, plenty of swearing and multiple brutal looking fights between two sets of sisters. I have no idea if it's fake or not, because every segment seemed to end very abruptly with the guests walking off calmly, but there was hair all over the ground after the girls were done. Later a huge obese woman rubbed herself in cake and threw more at a guy who hated fat women. It was very surreal and it felt like a workout having to jump out of our seats every two minutes to chant Jerry at another fight. The whole thing was exhausting and plain weird. At one point all of the UConn students were asked to stand up and read out a message telling viewers to come back after the break. At the end of the show audience members were allowed to ask the guests questions and were invited to flash for some "Jerry beads". Three women, one of whom was really, really old, stood up and lifted their shirts for free necklaces and everybody cheered. Disturbing. Once filming ended they kicked everybody out except us so that we could get a group photo with the man himself. We even got free tshirts for everyone on our way out.
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| In the audience |
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| All of us with Jerry |
Our episode is available to watch online but unfortunately the person who uploaded the video edited out our announcement and the old lady flashing (maybe not so unfortunate).
Our episode
Electric Run
The first weekend of October Max visited and we signed up to do a 5K in Boston. It's an event called Electric Run where they have djs and live music all around the course and there are lots of light displays and themed sections. All of the runners dress up in neon and have glow sticks which looks really cool. I got a bad cold just before it and wasn't feeling great but we made it around the course. We were supposed to meet up with a group of exchange students but there were thousands of people and it was a pretty poorly planned event. The others got so drunk that they didn't make it on to the course in time and just went straight to the party at the finish line.
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| At the start line |
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| Lit up tunnels that changed colour in time to the music |
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| Posing in front of some light displays |
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| A huge section of ramps was completely lit up by umbrellas |
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| The finish line rave |
Lip Sync
The week after Electric Run was homecoming week at UConn. I still have no idea what Homecoming means exactly but it has something to do with a football game (the American kind). There are loads of events throughout the week, one of which is Lip Sync. It's a big performance in the basketball stadium where teams make up performances based on a theme, the only rule being that everyone has to mime their lines and mouth along to the songs they are dancing to. I live in a building which is a mix of Exchange students and American students who want to live with us and we entered a team into this competition. Our performance was based on Finding Nemo and I choreographed some of the dances for it. We had been rehearsing in an empty car park for weeks leading up to it and at the final performance there was an audience of 6 000. We were all just a little bit nervous.
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| Getting ready |
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| Matt as Crush the turtle, me as a fish. The costume budget was non-existent. |
The performance went really well and was great fun. Ours definitely got plenty of laughs and turned out great. We ended up coming second which we were all pretty pleased with!
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| On stage during "I'm on a Boat" |
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| Some of the team together after the performance |
A video of our performance should be online but hasn't been uploaded yet so I'll try to post it here if it ever surfaces.
I still have a lot of stuff to catch up on, it has been such a busy semester, but I'm just starting my Thanksgiving break so hopefully I'll get up to speed this week and there will be lots to look at all at once!
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